you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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