i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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