So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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