If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Randomize
