maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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