we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
how does that bad decision feel?
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