I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I think pants incapable of making pants work
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
