i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I can't turn off my feet"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
