i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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