We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He's a Shit stain on my heart
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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