We won't sleep together?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I have tasted many bathrooms
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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