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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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