with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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