i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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