let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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