i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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