i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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