How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Soap is not a condiment
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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