So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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