You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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