There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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