We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I will be naked everywhere
Watching her eat just hurts me
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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