What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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