Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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