are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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