Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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