I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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