Please, let me fuck your mom
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
wow bdsm is so cute
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