with your own penis?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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