One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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