spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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