In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
