if you like me you must not know who I am
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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