I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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