were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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