Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
time to smoke my breakfast
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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