it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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