it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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