my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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