found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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