OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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