yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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