I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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