How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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