You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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