I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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