So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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