So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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