i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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