My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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