Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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